My Spidey senses are tingling.

Dean: And how would you characterize their relationship?
Girl: Relationship? No, no, they weren't having a relationship.
Dean: Just the tone or the nature of their conversation.
Girl: Well... loud. And athletic?

Dean: So he came by here?
Girl: Oh, he came by a few times.
Dean: Did he? To uh speak to Nicole?
Girl: Right.

Dean: One of Dad's rules? You never use the same crapper twice.
Sam: Everyone uses the same crapper twice.
Dean: Not us. You know what I mean.

What was that? I think she just cougar-eyed you.

I'm going to go hit the poop deck.

Whoa, this one's got a little bit of a wild side. It's all in the eyes, Sam. See it?

I'm sending death a damn fruit basket!

What was I suppose to do? Let T-1000 walk around and hope that he doesn't open fire?

I think it just goes to show that being easy is pretty much all upside.

Sam: Why don't you cut to the chase and just roll in it?
Dean: I rarely have wealth.

You rocks think you're so smart.

Supernatural Quotes

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley

I'll text you her number. I like texting. Emoticons.

Castiel