You rocks think you're so smart.

Sam: What kind of thing likes virgins and gold?
Dean: P. Diddy?

Sam: Who would want virgins?
Dean: You've got me. I prefer ladies with experience.

Dean: I've decided. I'm going to give Stan my most precious gift.
Sam: Wow. That sounded really creepy coming out of your mouth.

Victim of Death [to Dean]: Wait. Will you tell me what it all means?
Dean: Everything is dust in the wind.
Victim of Death: That's it? A Kansas song?
Tessa: Sorry. He's new.

Shawshank's a great flick, but let's skip the shower scene.

Karma's a bitch, bitch.

Castiel: It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
Dean: Are you watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off. Well now he's got a boner.

[to a demon] You gonna kiss me?

Dean: Until we get you back on your soul train, I'll be your conscience.
Sam: So you're saying you'll be my Jiminy Cricket.
Dean: Shut up. But yeah you fricken puppet, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Nipples?

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Sam: So you're saying having a soul equals suffering?
Dean: Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Supernatural Quotes

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley

Just because you're blood doesn't mean you're family. You have to earn it.

Dean