It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXDennis Reynolds Quotes
I was going to take you to an empty broom closet and (makes feral face) bang the shit out of you.
Dude, you're wearing makeup. And a girdle.
Christie [to Dennis]
Baby's got back, Christie. Baby's got back.
I'd rather get blasted in the balls by a battering ram than have to have a conversation with the guy.
I'm gonna bang Tom Murphy's black wife.
To think I was going to let you jack me off.
Adriano [to Dee]
I'm going to wait right here and wait for my minions to swarm me.
I don't want to talk to old men who are pretending to be women and ex-wives.
Dennis: A dead tooth.
Maureen: With a diamond in it.
Dennis: Put a diamond in anything that's dead and it's still dead.
Do not talk to me for the rest of the night and know that I won't be talking to you because you lower my stock.
Brad Fisher: It's not acne. It's hornet scars.
Dennis: I don't think I have any products that take care of hornet scars.
Dee: Baby got back.
Dennis: Sir Mix-A-Lot was not talking about women whose backs have recovered from horrific spinal disorders.