Adults should not be making plans based on a dumb movie.

I definitely regret you getting quadruple onions on your burger.

Oh my God. Dee, your breath is hideous.

We've broken into somebody's home. And the homeowner is home.

Don't tweet me. Don't shush me. Just connect with me.

Rude man who shushes please call.

This is a douchebag who goes around shushing people.

I could be a man with a fistful of hammers.

Goddamn I hate gin. Dee, you bitch!

Shut up dog!

Because Dennis is a bastard man.

Gentlemen, suck my dick.

It's Always Sunny Quotes

I was a five star man before the internet and I’m a five star man now. I just gotta shed the dead weight. God damn it!

Dennis

Naked pics online? That's disgusting. On a website? There's so many of them though. Where? Which one?

Mac