It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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Barney, you died too young. Before you could walk. Before you could talk. And before you had the chance to get together the proper paperwork.

With real power comes real responsibility and I don't want any of that shit. I just want the money and the illusion of power. And puss.

People don't trust you, Frank. You're a piece of shit and you're ugly and you ooze sleaze and you're very, very ugly.

Why are the urinals filled with rocks?

We can do whatever we want with our kids. And that's what America's all about.

This is a boy who genuinely loves pageantry.

There are far worse people at the Jersey shore than the cast of the Jersey Shore!

Dee: I hate this town, Dennis, I hate this town.
Dennis: It's understandable. You are missing a piece of your scalp.

Somebody needs to take care of Mac...because the man is carrying around trash bags filled with Mexican foods.

Dee: What if we took a "Pretty Woman" and threw it Roxy's way?
Frank: It was a bullsh*t movie. People don't change like that.
Mac: People change, Frank. Look at me. I went from a tiny twink to the muscle bound freak you see before you.
Dee: You're not helping my argument.
Dennis: Okay, yea. And if you're going to chime in please don't do it with a mouth full of burrito.
Mac: This is a chimichanga.
Dennis You are becoming a chimichanga!

I'm getting really concerned by the integrity of our organization. We're becoming the gross crew and I don't like that.

If you think Jesus and the lord are so great, why don't have you have them swing by in their Lamborghinis and drive you home?

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It's Always Sunny Quotes

Frank: When it's white people, it's surviving. When it's black people, it's looting.
Dee: No Frank. It's because the white people are stealing bread and the black people are stealing speakers.

Naked pics online? That's disgusting. On a website? There's so many of them though. Where? Which one?

Mac