Evan, who's to say that I'm going to get lost. And who's to say I'd want you to come to find me?

(to Adam) When we kissed...I felt nothing except regret. I'm sorry.

(to Adam) What happened - happened. Talking about it couldn't help because it shouldn't have happened at all. Sorry.

Divya: Your hands are quite swollen.
Adam: You probably say that to all your male patients.

Trust me Evan, putting them together will definitely drive them apart.

I never thought I'd get chocked up over a parrot at a wedding.

Divya: I'm engaged.
Jill: I didn't say anything.
Divya: I just crashed.

Divya: Have fun with your Cabernet.
Jill: I will. Have fun with your hot documentarian.

To be safe, I'll drive.

Divya: What is that? POE?
Hank: Property of Evan -
Jill: No, I was thinking someone else.

Jill: I don't want to be a downer, but they're not going to let us in there.
Divya: Why not?
Jill: Because we are dressed like mothers.

Divya: It's personal.
Evan: With you personal means trouble so..
Divya: No, personal means personal.