Favorite Doug Wilson Quotes
I think the steroids are giving me acne. On the upside, I think I've lost an inch from my dick.
Why did I never knew Josh was gay? He was a gay baby. Gay baby.
Her name is Medusa.
Can you just breathe on me so that I can smell some food.
These are well-connected members of high society. They do coke.
Oh, it's a weed wonderland, Nancy. Like Amsterdam, only better, because you don't have to visit the Anne Frank house and pretend to be all sad and stuff.
Shane: What happened to your arm?
Doug: I dropped my keys in a porto potty. There was a raccoon in there. I punched it out.
I'm good with babies. They see me as a kindred spirit slash taller version of themselves. Go be free.
Feeling bullish? Bearish?
Dean: My rate is five hundred dollars an hour
Doug: Wooo... that better include a rim job
Doug: God wants me to live.
Ignacio: And I still don't understand why.
Doug: For a lot of reasons.
Getting laid was easy in the seventies. I drove a Camaro.
