Favorite Doug Wilson Quotes
Doug: I'm on fuego. You want to dance?
Nancy: No I'm okay.
Doug: Andy?
Hey what did you use for my picture? The one where I'm eating a cheesecake on a stick?
Nance, trust me, a bakery is virtually impossible to run without drug money.
(to Dana) Are you as turned on as I am right now.
I thought they were saying bi-Andy. What? You do shave your legs.
Shane: Renada just wants me for my sperm.
Doug: She sounds perfect.
How do you ask the woman that makes your kids' lunches to suck your balls and spread her ass open like a geometry compass? How, Andy?
Getting laid was easy in the seventies. I drove a Camaro.
Dean: My rate is five hundred dollars an hour
Doug: Wooo... that better include a rim job
Doug: I don't know where they went!
Goon 1: Bullshit.
My favorite movie is Cool Hand Luke, but really it's Steel Magnolias
