Andy Botwin: How can you be so blindly pro-Bush?
Doug Wilson: I like his wife Laura... I used to buy weed from her at SMU.

I'm Ted Wilson now, very responsible.

Doug: Ohh nice mirror on the ceiling.
Silas: What's with all the hooks?

Andy: Oh Shit! Flush the drugs! Eat! Drugs! Drugs! Drugs!
Doug: What!? No drugs?!

Burnt Orange. I see numbers in colors. I'll explain later.

What’s the matter Agent Scary Lips? You tastin’ Doug Wilson’s world-famous beef stew? How’s it goin' down? It’s kinda spicy, right?

Thanks for the blow job.

Hang on bro! I got a mudslide coming.

Lit a match to hide the stench.

Shane: It definitely happened.
Silas: Gross.
Andy: Hey never confirmed.
Doug: They had sex.

84720. I was an accountant. Numbers were my thing.

Hey man, sorry we dented your house.