Favorite Doug Wilson Quotes
Andy Botwin: How can you be so blindly pro-Bush?
Doug Wilson: I like his wife Laura... I used to buy weed from her at SMU.
I'm Ted Wilson now, very responsible.
Doug: Ohh nice mirror on the ceiling.
Silas: What's with all the hooks?
Andy: Oh Shit! Flush the drugs! Eat! Drugs! Drugs! Drugs!
Doug: What!? No drugs?!
Burnt Orange. I see numbers in colors. I'll explain later.
What’s the matter Agent Scary Lips? You tastin’ Doug Wilson’s world-famous beef stew? How’s it goin' down? It’s kinda spicy, right?
Thanks for the blow job.
Hang on bro! I got a mudslide coming.
Lit a match to hide the stench.
Shane: It definitely happened.
Silas: Gross.
Andy: Hey never confirmed.
Doug: They had sex.
84720. I was an accountant. Numbers were my thing.
Hey man, sorry we dented your house.