Favorite Dr. Gregory House Quotes
You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green or fire engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect the kid for six months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove them wrong. A few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die than cough up forty bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop really fast.
Belief implies a level of giving a crap I am never going to achieve.
I'm gonna pretend to go to work now.
Alvie: I didn't know there was a section of the brain just for hope.
House: It's very, very tiny.
Thirteen: I'm gonna check out this new lesbian bar tonight.
House: Your life is awesome.
House: Do you know why you're black?
Patient: Because God loves me more than he loves you?
Dr. Wilson: Why is it always reasonable in Houseland to take an emotional problem and sidestep it by turning it into a mechanical problem?
House: Because in Houseland - and the rest of the universe, by the way - when a question presents itself, it calls for an answer.
House: There are no cars coming. Just go.
Rachel: The light is red, ye bloody scallywag.
Dr. Cuddy: Stop with the pirate talk.
House: If you don't want Brownbeard to end up with two wooden legs, better get your ma to move this ship, you mangy bilge rat.
Dr. Cuddy: Of course... you showed her that filthy cartoon. What kind of idiot lets a three-year-old watch that?
House: If you want to lecture me on my poor judgment, there seems to be more relevant examples.
My head's on your vagina.
Is that a pill in your pocket, or are you just happy to have a tiny pill-shaped penis?
I'm sick of being miserable.
Hi. I'm Dr. House. How long have you been a psychopath?
