Favorite Dr. Gregory House Quotes
I'm Dr. House. How long have you been a psychopath?
House: You're invoking the guy code?
Wilson: We're guys. It's a code.
Ramon: Faith is not a disease.
House: No, of course not. On the other hand, it is communicable, and it kills a lot of people.
Anybody can hate humanity after getting shot. Takes a big man to hate it beforehand.
Did Cameron get you hair in the divorce?
House [to Chase]
We're two tigers away from an act in Vegas.
You were thinking about Wilson while we were having sex? That's so cool! So was I.
House: I've been busy.
Cuddy: Doing what?
House: You.
House: Just because my sausage has been filling your bun doesn't mean you get to decide what flavor chips I nosh on during the day.
Dr. Cuddy: Nope, I get to do that because I'm your boss.
House: Black guy campaigning for the opposition? Does Obama know about this?
Dr. Foreman: I tried calling him on the brother hotline. He didn't pick up.
House: Nothing will ever be simple again.
Masters: That's fine with me.
Dr. Foreman: Notice anything odd about the shape of the fluid collection?
House: Oh, God, it's... the Virgin Mary.
