Favorite Dr. Gregory House Quotes
Dr. Cameron: What did Cuddy want?
House: I kinda hit that last night, so now she's all on my jock.
Thirteen: Wow, she looks pretty good for someone on roofies.
And the bitch is back.
House: Miserable stays miserable. Happy doesn't buy lottery tickets in the first place.
Thirteen: Our level of happiness is set. It's in our DNA. No cash payout's gonna change that.
House: It's like there's two of me.
House: He's a self-important jerk,
Wilson: Seems to be what I'm attracted to.
House: So I hope I didn't weird you out giving you that gift.
Dr. Cuddy: Can we talk about this later?
House: Of course. Is now later?
I'm Dr. House. How long have you been a psychopath?
House: You're invoking the guy code?
Wilson: We're guys. It's a code.
Wilson: Your biological father is a minister?
House: Natural selection is not an infallible force.
Great job. Gonna miss you. Want to start missing you as soon as possible.
House: You know what they say: Information isn't power. Wait...
House: I've been busy.
Cuddy: Doing what?
House: You.
House: Just because my sausage has been filling your bun doesn't mean you get to decide what flavor chips I nosh on during the day.
Dr. Cuddy: Nope, I get to do that because I'm your boss.
