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Dr. Gregory House Quotes (Page 5)

Season 8, Episode 2: "Transplant"
House: Prison! Sorry, I thought I heard everyone thinking it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
House: I specifically requested my wake-up-startle 3 hours from now.


 • Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 1: "Twenty Vicodin"
House: I'm trying to listen to your lungs, not your self-pity.
 • Rating: Unrated
House: Belief implies a level of giving a crap I am never going to achieve.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
House: Me and humanity--we got together too young.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
House: You think one of Santa's reindeer was called 'Stomper'?
 • Rating: Unrated
House [to Dr. Adams]: That look of shock is elitist and offensive. Doctors can be degenerates too. This is America.
 • Rating: Unrated
Mendelson [regarding House's special attention to his cellmate]: Why you keep helping him out?
House: Yeah, why would I want to make sure that my homicidal cellmate is taking the right anti-psychotics?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 23: "Moving On"
House: You wanna know how I feel? I feel hurt.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cuddy: I haven't dated anyone since you.
House: You know what they say, once you go gimp...
 • Rating: Unrated

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