Thanks for all my help!

If she likes crippled guys, I'm free for the next six minutes.

They decided that you being stabbed was nobody's fault. They're wrong. I'm sorry.

Are you going to have me fired for bad manners?

Unsquint your eyes.

Good things usually happen. Bad things sometimes happen.

I'm giving you the gift of deniability.

I'd turn around and shoot you, but I think I'd miss.

Are you not going to introduce us because we're married? Oh wait, she is.

As much as I'd like to take your word for it, I have no interest in taking your word for it.

Better to have shtupped and lost than to not have shtupped at all.

Chase: Taub's daughter is sick.
House: Isn't that the point of having a spare?

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People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

House

So, you're saying... you want a prenup. In liquid form.

Dr. Chase (to Cameron)
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