Thanks for all my help!

If she likes crippled guys, I'm free for the next six minutes.

They decided that you being stabbed was nobody's fault. They're wrong. I'm sorry.

Are you going to have me fired for bad manners?

Unsquint your eyes.

Good things usually happen. Bad things sometimes happen.

I'm giving you the gift of deniability.

I'd turn around and shoot you, but I think I'd miss.

Are you not going to introduce us because we're married? Oh wait, she is.

As much as I'd like to take your word for it, I have no interest in taking your word for it.

Better to have shtupped and lost than to not have shtupped at all.

Chase: Taub's daughter is sick.
House: Isn't that the point of having a spare?

House Quotes

You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green or fire engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect the kid for six months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove them wrong. A few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die than cough up forty bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop really fast.

House

You're an ass!

Dr. Adams