Popular Dr. Zoidberg Quotes
Fry: So you have to choose a horrible death or a life without sex?
Zoidberg: Yes
Fry: Hmm, tough call.
Zoidberg: So what is it, already?
Farnsworth: It's a single atom of jumbonium, an element so rare the nucleus alone is worth more than $50,000.
Bender: How much more?
Farnsworth: 100,000. That's why I hid it here, under my mattress.
Zoidberg: It's funny because it's poisonous!
Fry: Yeah, keep laughing, brine shrimp, but he's bad news. I regret ever running him over.
Leela: Let me tell you a story from my childhood.
Zoidberg: Oh, again with the orphanarium!
Leela: When I was growing up at the orphanarium, I got picked on a lot.
Fry: Cool! Let's see this one!
Leela: Nah. I'm not in the mood for a historical documentary. I've heard good things about Quizblorg, Quizblorg.
Amy: Guk! I hate subtitles. Alien films are so pretentious.
Zoidberg: Fellows! Fellows! How about a film we can all enjoy? Planet Of The Clams. It's about an upside-down world where lobster is slave to clam.
Bender: Who invited you? Let's just see All My Circuits: The Movie.
Fry: Yeah, I wanna see that.
Bender: Good point, Bender.
Hermes: On to new business. Today's mission is for all of you to go to the Brain Slug Planet.
Zoidberg: What are we going to do there?
Hermes: Just walk around not wearing a helmet.
The doctor is in! [Fry does a somersault and shoots at Zoidberg. He fizzles.] The doctor is out!
Zoidberg: Now it's time for my song! When I was two, there was a tidal wave in-
Closing Credits
Zoidberg: Aw.
Fry: Yeah!
Zoidberg: Congratulations.
Number 1.0: Congratulations indeed but you finished with two seconds to spare so I'm demoting you. A good bureaucrat never finishes early.
Leela: But how did you know we were here?
Hermes: Dr. Zoidberg brought us.
Zoidberg: It was me! I'm the hero!
Amy: I can't figure why she's so nice to you, Fry.
Zoidberg: She's a hateful monster, this Morgan. She scolded and hit me. I tell you, she's risking my friendship with her.
Then it's settled. Hermes will relax and Zoidberg will eat. Hurrah!
