Dwight Schrute Quotes (Page 14)
Season 7, Episode 10: "China"
Dwight: As a fellow Dunder Mifflin employee, I feel for you, but like you, I am completely powerless to the whims of the new building owner.
Jim: Which is you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: Owning a building is a war between the landlord and the tenant. Not a literal war, unfortunately, but I am using the same tactics.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 9: "WUPHF.com"
Dwight: I always wanted to be hay king... but the world shines on Mose.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Dwight: Did I truck three hundred bails of hay to a parking lot to rectify some childhood disappointment? Yes.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: The petting zoo closes at 2:00, and the goat roast starts at 3:00.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: Everyone follow me to the shelter. We have enough food for 14 days. After that, we have a very difficult conversation.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 8: "Viewing Party"
Dwight [to Jim]: You been with a blonde before? It's the big leagues.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: In the Schrute family the youngest child always raises the others. I've been raising children since I was a baby.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight [to Angela]: Tonight might be a convenient night for us to have some intercourse.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: Of all feelings to base a show around, glee? Thirst, now that's a show I'd watch.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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