Always the padawan, never the jedi.

Dwight: Thanks for meeting me.
Michael: Are you kidding? I'd come anywhere to see a turtle.

But in a way the most valuable thing here wasn't a telescope at all. No, it was this packet of beans.

Dwight: You got this Kosher certified?
Ryan: No I meant it like, it's cool, it's Kosher, it's all good.

Schrutes are farmers by hobby and traders by trade.

Dwight: Who's dirt box is this?
Holly: That's our zen garden.
Dwight: What are you growing here, bull crap?

Dwight: Who is Justice Beaver?
Jim: It's... a crime-fighting beaver.

Kevin will be eaten. Pam will be taken slave. Jim will be made a Warlord's jester. Meredith will be okay.

He cut the part where my circuit board malfunctioned? Then what was the point of spilling the drink on me?

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