Dwight Schrute Quotes (Page 16)
Season 6, Episode 17: "The Delivery"
Dwight: I know that I'm an adult, but maybe I could come by some time for a teeth-cleaning.
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: I love escorting people... I put an ad out for an escort service and got A LOT of responses. Mostly creeps. Made a few friends.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight [to Angela]: Bear my child. I wanna have a child for business reasons and I want you to be the mother. If you agree, say nothing. If you disagree, say anything.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: I'm been noticing a gaping hole in my life. Sometimes, I wake up cradling a gourd.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: You cannot exploit your baby for sales.
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Season 6, Episode 16: "Manager and Salesman"
Ryan: Did you see Saw?
Dwight: Of course I seesaw, Mose and I seesaw all the time.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight [on Ryan]: I might start a diabolical plot against him after this one...
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Dwight: I wish I had a lair.
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Season 6, Episode 15: "Sabre"
Pam: Maybe we can put the box back together.
Dwight: Impossible. He opened it like an ape.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 13: "Secret Santa"
Dwight: Oh man! I can use this for so many nuts! Macadamias, Brazil nuts, pecans, almonds ... clams, snails ...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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