Dwight Schrute Quotes (Page 15)
Season 6, Episode 16: "Manager and Salesman"
Dwight [on Ryan]: I might start a diabolical plot against him after this one...
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: I wish I had a lair.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 15: "Sabre"
Pam: Maybe we can put the box back together.
Dwight: Impossible. He opened it like an ape.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 13: "Secret Santa"
Dwight: Oh man! I can use this for so many nuts! Macadamias, Brazil nuts, pecans, almonds ... clams, snails ...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: For several weeks, my Secret Santa has been giving me pieces of a machine that I've been attempting to assemble. I'm suspicious of this because I had the exact same idea ... for catching Osama bin Laden. I would simply send him a different piece each day. He would assemble it, only to find himself... IN JAIL!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phyllis: You didn't decorate it?
Jim: No.
Dwight: Exactly.
Jim: We didn't, because we think it'd be better to do it together.
Dwight: Everyone.
Andy: Why would you wrap it in a sheet, if you're not covering anything up?
Pam: Is it ... is it fake?
Jim: Pam!
Dwight: Yes, we are unveiling, an artificial tree, that will never die...
Jim: Yes.
Dwight: Like the spirit of Christmas!
Stanley: We're supposed to applaud you for taking a giant diaper off fake tree?
Dwight: This was a successful unveiling! Go back to work! Merry Christmas!
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: It is time to unveil the tree.
Oscar: Hey, Rockefeller Center!
Jim: Yeah.
Ryan: Uh, I have actually been to Rock Center, and this is nothing like that.
Jim: This is all we have.
Ryan: Ugh.
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: My diabolical plan has been put on hold for Christmas. My heart just melts when I hear the sound of children singing. [pauses] Ha! Not really. I'm just tired. Days are short ... I don't know. Maybe I'm depressed.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 12: "Scott's Tots"
Dwight: Heyy! Jimmy, what's up?
Jim: Not much.
Dwight: Cool! Very cool. I bet if you tried, you could grow the best beard of anyone in this office!
Jim: Thanks Dwight.
Dwight: That laugh is so infectious!
Michael: Creepin' me out. I'm gonna go.
Dwight: I didn't mean any of those things I just said.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: Five minutes ahead of schedule... Right on schedule.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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