Dwight Schrute Quotes (Page 4)
Season 9, Episode 8: "The Target"
Dwight: I'm not in your panties, I don't go vigilantes.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 7: "The Whale"
Dwight: It's business women and their power suits and their shoulder pads. Don't lie about your shoulders.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: He used to fight dogs.
Pam: Like he used to make dogs fight or he actually fought dogs?
Dwight: Little of this, little of that.
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: Your daughter could be a bubble bath model. I could just bite her head off.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 9, Episode 5: "Here Comes Treble"
Dwight: It's not for worms or eczema like any normal pill.
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: What lab did these little clones escape from?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 9, Episode 4: "Work Bus"
Dwight: Now you're locked in a prison bus and your woman drips with beverage.
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: No nobbies, no probbies. Nice try Jim.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: It's a wire people. I'm not buying it a fur coat.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 9, Episode 3: "Andy's Ancestry"
Dwight: People laughed at Klingon at first, and now you can major in it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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