Dwight: Excuse me, I have to run to my car, to take a dump.
Kevin: wish my car had a bathroom.

Where are gay men's vaginas?

There are a million gorgeous guys in the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre area, and you choose the man who's a father of her child?

He and the senator are gaying each other.

It's cruel, because a woman with damaged knees can't scrub worth a damn.

Trevor: Is it safe to talk?
Dwight: Well this documentary crew has been following our every move for the past nine years, but I don't see them, so I think we're good.

I'm not in your panties, I don't go vigilantes.

It's business women and their power suits and their shoulder pads. Don't lie about your shoulders.

Dwight: He used to fight dogs.
Pam: Like he used to make dogs fight or he actually fought dogs?
Dwight: Little of this, little of that.

Your daughter could be a bubble bath model. I could just bite her head off.

It's not for worms or eczema like any normal pill.

What lab did these little clones escape from?

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The Office Quotes

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

Andy

If onlys and justs were candies and nuts, then everyday would be un de donkfest!

Dwight
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