Dwight Schrute Quotes (Page 4)
Season 8, Episode 9: "Mrs. California"
Dwight: What do you want?!?!
Darryl: To look good for Val!
Dwight: Val Kilmer?!? I don't buy it. That doesn't make any sense.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: How do you think the Fonz got so cool? He stretched his pelvic bowl.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Darryl: I figured I'd start slow.
Dwight: Is that the same philosophy you apply to buffalo wings?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 7: "Pam's Replacement"
Jim: Stop shoving me.
Dwight: Aww, stop shoving me. Stop grabbing my penis. Grow up.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: Does your husband have very soft erections?
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: Jim has no discernable sense of humor Pam. You should know that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pam: And I make sounds much worse than this?
Dwight: Oh we know.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 6: "Doomsday"
Pam: What are you doing?
Dwight: What does it look like I'm doing? Digging a grave for a horse.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Dwight: Can you tell me now where paper comes from?
Kevin: The man tree puts its penis...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: There's no way he hasn't strangled at least one stripper. Oscar.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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