Dwight Schrute Quotes (Page 5)
Season 7, Episode 22: "The Inner Circle"
Dwight: Deangelo, tell your whore to leave me alone!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: What's the argument here? NBA, WNBA. One is a sport. One is a joke. I love sports. I love jokes. Room for all.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: Congratulations on your one cousin. I have 70, each one better than the last.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: Once you see sausage being made, all you wanna do is make sausage cause it's so much fun.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 21: "Goodbye Michael"
Michael: I am told there are bears in the Rockies.
Dwight: Where'd you here that? Obvious XM Radio?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 20: "Michael's Last Dundies"
Dwight: I just don't see the point of the Dundies, okay? The jokes are terrible, the venue was bad, the fashion was boring.
Michael: Okay, that is unfair. The clothing was safe but tasteful.
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: Always the padawan, never the jedi.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 19: "Training Day"
Dwight: Thanks for meeting me.
Michael: Are you kidding? I'd come anywhere to see a turtle.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 18: "Garage Sale"
Dwight: But in a way the most valuable thing here wasn't a telescope at all. No, it was this packet of beans.
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: You got this Kosher certified?
Ryan: No I meant it like, it's cool, it's Kosher, it's all good.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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