Now, I don't want you to worry class. These tests will have no affect on your grades. They merely determine your future social status and financial success. If any.

Mrs. Krabappel

Bart: Mrs K, you have to get out of here. When was the last time you washed your hair?
Edna Krabapple: Hmm, two weeks ago...
Bart: Well, that's better than me, but still, you gotta get out

The Simpsons Quotes

Marge: Tomorrow night, it might be nice to go out for dinner.
Homer: Tomorrow night? Friday? Pork chop night? Marge! We haven't missed pork chop night since the great pig scare in '87!

Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.

Bart