Edna Krabappel Quotes
Season 24, Episode 15: "Black Eyed, Please"
Edna: I know you feel guilty about coldcocking Homer.
Ned: Please don't use that word in bed.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 21: "Ned 'N' Edna's Blend"
Ned: Well sir, now we'll have an open marriage.
Edna: Um, you do know what that means?
Ned: No, but I"m sure Newt Gingrich wouldn't steer us wrong.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 2: "Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts"
Edna: We have shirts from other high schools.
Marge: Ooh, we can wear those to the nice malls.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 22: "The Ned-Liest Catch"
Edna: Those two boys of yours weren't delivered by the stork.
Flanders: Yes they were. We deliberately chose a Doctor Stork so we could say it without lying.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 21, Episode 14: "Postcards from the Wedge"
Mrs. Krabappel: Bart Simpson, you've had three months to do this project, you started 30 seconds ago.
Bart: Thank you, thank you.
Mrs. Krabappel: I'm not complimenting you. You've destroyed every ideal i've had about teaching since I saw To Sir With Love as a little girl.
Nelson: Haha, you're old.
Mrs. Krabappel: I saw it on video in the eighties.
Nelson: Outdated media, I stand by my "haha."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 21, Episode 2: "Bart Gets a Z"
Bart: Mrs K, you have to get out of here. When was the last time you washed your hair?
Edna Krabapple: Hmm, two weeks ago...
Bart: Well, that's better than me, but still, you gotta get out
• Rating: Unrated
Season 19, Episode 13: "The Debarted"
Donny: Hey, Krabappel! Your name sounds like "Crabapple." Did you go sour waiting for someone to pick you?
Mrs. Krabappel: (Sighs) Pretty much.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 19: "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
Nelson: The ingredients were: fresh pureed tomatoes, water, salt, and sodium benzoate used to retard spoilage. Once again, if I'm not mistaken, this can contained tomato paste.
Edna: Thank you, Nelson. I look forward to seeing it again next week.
• Rating: Unrated
Bart: Boys and girls, Mrs. Krabappel, I come before you today to solve a riddle that has plagued mankind for centuries: What has four legs and ticks?
Milhouse: A walking clock?
Nelson: A walking clock!
Martin: I'd wager he has some variety of walking clock in that box!
Edna: Bart, is it a walking clock?
Bart: What?.....No, it's my dog.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 9: "The Last Temptation of Homer"
Bart: Each parking space is a mere one foot narrower, indistinguishable to the naked eye. Therein lies the game.
Millhouse: I fear to watch...yet I cannot turn away!
Principal Skinner: Blasted woman, you parked too close, move your car!
Mrs. Krabappel: I'm in the lines. You got a problem, go tell your mama.
Principal Skinner: Oh, don't worry, she'll hear about this!
• Rating: Unrated
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