Elaine Benes Quotes (Page 2)
Season 4, Episode 19: "The Implant"
Elaine: You know, uh... They're fake.
• Rating: Unrated
Elaine: Come on. Don't you think they seem a bit too perfect?Jerry: Yes they do!
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Elaine: (to Jerry) Just when I think you're the shallowest man I've ever met, you somehow manage to drain a little more out of the pool.
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Elaine: I never knew you were so into breasts. I thought you were a leg man.
Jerry: A leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs. I have legs.
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Season 4, Episode 18: "The Old Man"
Elaine: You'd think they'd mention that before they send you over there: "Oh, by the way, this woman almost has a second head." But no, no, I didn't get any goiter information.
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Old Lady: What's bothering you? Is it my goiter?
Elaine: Goiter? What goiter?
Old Lady: This football shaped growth jutting out of my neck!
Elaine: Oh, noit's distinctive; as a matter of fact I wish I had one!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 16: "The Shoes"
Elaine: Why are my shoes a topic of conversation?
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Season 4, Episode 15: "The Visa"
Elaine: Who'd you punch?
Kramer: Mickey Mantle.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Elaine: Snapple?
Babu's Brother: No, too fruity.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jerry: Hey, I've been back four days, I want my mail.
Elaine: It's mostly bills, magazines, and junk mail anyway.
Jerry: Elaine, that's what mail is. Without bills, magazines, and junk mail, there is no mail.
• Rating: Unrated
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