Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSPopular Ellie Torres Quotes
Ellie: First time I've ever been jealous of you.
Laurie: Thank you.
Ellie: You're welcome.
Fine, beer me!
Ellie: Good lord you wake up peppy!
Jules: Now where was I before the siesta?
Jules: Wine now - no no, I need big Joe.
Ellie: (to Lourie) Man hands help me.
Laurie: Okay I'm lost inside my brain again...
Ellie: Oh jelly bean.
Laurie: Drinking games! I love drinking games!
Ellie: Honey, why don't you go to your crazy place?
Jules: I don't want to.
Ellie: Oh! Stan walked!
Jules: Now is not the time.
Ellie: Right.
Laurie: Hey hot flash, did you do that? (It says FAKE on her purse)
Ellie: Yes, I did. See the reason why I buy expensive things is to belittle people who cant afford them.
If we're gonna be sneaking around the neighborhood at night should my husband be dressed like a cat burglar ?
I was so stunned! Do I give off a vibe that I'm friendly?
Jules: Harsh. But, Ellie and I have a pact.
Ellie: We tell each other the harsh truth no matter what.
Ellie: It's your turn, best war story from your twenties.
Jules: Once when I was 22, I had a baby and I stayed home by myself raising him for the rest of my twenties. The end
Andy: Boo!
