Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSPopular Ellie Torres Quotes
Jules: Come on, gimmie a reason. Crack the code!
Ellie: Why did they take so long to tell you?
Jules: I'm starting a new list. Most boring game?
Ellie: Penny can.
Don't hate the player, hate the game, yo!
Ellie: I love pretending that I'm better than everybody else.
Travis: Who do you think I got it from.
Ellie: Awe.
(to Laurie about the pumpkin) Wow, it's like you on a Saturday night.
Jules: Ellie Torres, I'm fixing to get mad at you.
Ellie: Really, are you fixing?
Jules: Damn it.
Ellie: So Jules, what are we doing?
Jules: Besides cake and wine, I got nothing.
Please, you don't know what it's like to be married to a super sensitive guy. I call them senszies.
Look at my rings my rings my rings.
Jules, he's an evil genius. He's Keyser Soze.
And the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist.
Ellie: It's your turn, best war story from your twenties.
Jules: Once when I was 22, I had a baby and I stayed home by myself raising him for the rest of my twenties. The end
Andy: Boo!
