Ellie Torres Quotes (Page 5)
Season 3, Episode 7: "You Can Still Change Your Mind"
Ellie: Get used to it. These idiots are a six-pack away from running away together.
• Rating: Unrated
Laurie: I almost barfed. Luckily I can control my gag reflex. [Looks at Ellie] Nothing?
Ellie: I don't swing at softballs.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Laurie: What is this? It looks like a smoke detector from a disco.
Ellie: That is a Simon.
• Rating: Unrated
Jules: Ellie, I had to titi in the yard.
Ellie: Why wouldn't you just go in the shower?
Jules: Gross.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Grayson: You know, as a parent.
Jules: As a parent? You just found out you were a Dad 48 hours ago.
Ellie: Yeah, come down Day 2. Now, as a parent of several years what I think-
Jules: I'll let you finish that thought if you can tell me where your child is right now.
Ellie: I'm out.
• Rating: Unrated
Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 6: "Something Big"
Ellie: Your fridge is filled with nothing but beer and churros.
• Rating: Unrated
Ellie: Hi new girlfriend, I'm sorry you have to sleep with him.
Angie: Oh, that's okay, he's good at it.
• Rating: Unrated
Ellie: I hope a shark eats your face.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 5: "A One Story Town"
Ellie: So out.
• Rating: Unrated
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