Popular Eric "E" Murphy Quotes
Eric: Hey Lloyd. Is he decent?
Lloyd: Eric, I'll deny I said this but no. He is not decent. He's an awful human being
Turtle, a cold streak implies that you were once hot.
Eric: Ari, I'm getting killed over here, Vince is not happy.
Ari: Of course he's not happy, nobody's happy in this town except for the losers. Look at me I'm miserable, that's why I'm rich
Drama: I still remember my first national commercial.
Eric: Oh, what was that, Valtrex?
Drama: Yeah it was, so fucking what? It got me my Fiat. Plus I got a blow job from the makeup girl who put my sores on.
Eric: Cut, the bullshit, I'm serious. Vince needs a job.
Ari: Sounds like you might too. I tell you what, Domino's is hiring. Why don't you put that little pizza sign on top of your Maserati? Now that is comedy
Vince: Okay, so Johnny's got his plan. Turtle's got a plan. What's your plan, Manager?
Eric: I'm working on some things, Vince.
Vince: You may wanna work on calling Emily back. She left three messages.
Eric: Yeah, what am I gonna say, "I'm an idiot? I shouldn't have promised you the print of a movie I can't get"?
Vince: I like the idiot part.
Eric: Why don't you call Walsh?
Vince: Ah, see, here's the thing you don't seem to be grasping. I don't make the calls. I make the movies. And I make the money, or at least I used to.
Eric: Is your dad home?
Model: My dad lives in Tennessee. You must be looking for my "daddy."
Ari Gold: I got the cash you wanted.
Eric Murphy: Oh yeah? What, did you dust your tranny gear and hit Santa Monica Blvd?
Eric: Guess who's breaking bread at 2:50?
Vince: Who eats at 2:50?
Eric: Harvey Wiengard.
Shauna: Oh...Harvey's a prick to work for, but he's a genius. Everything he touches turns to Oscar gold.
Vince: You're the man, E
Harvey: Tell me something, managers, agents, what the hell is the difference between you guys?
Eric: Managers are the ones who care
Turtle: Kristin's fucking Vince Vaughn!
Eric: What are you talking about? She's back with that restaurant guy...
Turtle: She was in the middle of 40 Deuce with her hands down Vince Vaughn's pants.
Eric: She had her hands down his pants?!
Drama: Yeah, both of 'em.
Eric: Vince Vaughn?! That puffy motherfucker?!
Drama: Nah, bro, he didn't look puffy at all. He was looking real good.
Turtle: Yeah, it was kinda like "Swingers" Vince Vaughn, not Old School Vince Vaughn... it's kinda like New School Vince Vaughn
