Popular Eric "E" Murphy Quotes
Ari: I thought the girlfriend was still in play.
Vince Aww, bad time of the month to come home.
Ari: Oh, you're like me.
Eric: Oh yea, how so?
Ari: I won't even fuck my wife after she plays tennis.
Eric: So, your sayin you'd have sex with a girl on her period, Drama?
Turtle: Who wouldn't?
Vince: I've done it, it's not something I hope for.
Eric: You guys are disgusting
Turtle: What the fuck we supposed to do?
Eric: Jerk each other off, you losers!
Turtle: Vince, I want his job. The guy's siting on easy street.
Eric: Turtle, please, you're like a three time lotto winner
Drama: Vince, you ever go 3 months without pussy?
Turtle: Vince ain't ever gone 3 days.
Vince: No wait, that's not true... Sophomore year.
Turtle: Really?
Eric: Yeah, he had mono.
Eric: Why's it so hard to get a good slice in LA anyway?
Drama: Tap water. That's why you can't get a decent bagel, either. Except on Fairfax.
Vince: What, Johnny, there's different water on Fairfax?
Drama: Yeah, Vince. The Jews import it from Burl Park.
Johnny Drama: It's emasculating having your kid brother pay for your head shots.
Eric: And Vince paying for the rest of your life is what? Empowering?
Ari: I have a lunch meeting with Dana Gordon.
Eric: Well, should I be there?
Ari: No. Unless you want to pull up her car or get us some sort of creme brule
Eric: Aquaman? Is there a script?
Ari: No. I know he doesn't like to read so I got him something with pictures
[Ari gives him a comic book]
Eric: Did you fire Emily?
Ari: I had to. I had to make sure you wouldn't fuck another one of my assistants. You're not going to fuck Lloyd are you?
Drama: Whoever heard of a girl who cycles mid-month anyway?
Eric: Yeah, when do you cycle, Drama?
Turtle: Kristin's fucking Vince Vaughn!
Eric: What are you talking about? She's back with that restaurant guy...
Turtle: She was in the middle of 40 Deuce with her hands down Vince Vaughn's pants.
Eric: She had her hands down his pants?!
Drama: Yeah, both of 'em.
Eric: Vince Vaughn?! That puffy motherfucker?!
Drama: Nah, bro, he didn't look puffy at all. He was looking real good.
Turtle: Yeah, it was kinda like "Swingers" Vince Vaughn, not Old School Vince Vaughn... it's kinda like New School Vince Vaughn
