Eric "E" Murphy Quotes
Drama: Let me get this straight, she convinces you to get these extravagant accommodations, and then she bails?
Eric: She didn't bail, she got sick. Before the date unlike your girls that get sick when they arrive
Eric: Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic.
Ari: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend.
Drama: Whoever heard of a girl who cycles mid-month anyway?
Eric: Yeah, when do you cycle, Drama?
Eric: Did you fire Emily?
Ari: I had to. I had to make sure you wouldn't fuck another one of my assistants. You're not going to fuck Lloyd are you?
Eric: Aquaman? Is there a script?
Ari: No. I know he doesn't like to read so I got him something with pictures
[Ari gives him a comic book]
Ari: I have a lunch meeting with Dana Gordon.
Eric: Well, should I be there?
Ari: No. Unless you want to pull up her car or get us some sort of creme brule
Johnny Drama: It's emasculating having your kid brother pay for your head shots.
Eric: And Vince paying for the rest of your life is what? Empowering?
Eric: Why's it so hard to get a good slice in LA anyway?
Drama: Tap water. That's why you can't get a decent bagel, either. Except on Fairfax.
Vince: What, Johnny, there's different water on Fairfax?
Drama: Yeah, Vince. The Jews import it from Burl Park.
Drama: Vince, you ever go 3 months without pussy?
Turtle: Vince ain't ever gone 3 days.
Vince: No wait, that's not true... Sophomore year.
Turtle: Really?
Eric: Yeah, he had mono.
Turtle: Vince, I want his job. The guy's siting on easy street.
Eric: Turtle, please, you're like a three time lotto winner
Turtle: What the fuck we supposed to do?
Eric: Jerk each other off, you losers!
Eric: So, your sayin you'd have sex with a girl on her period, Drama?
Turtle: Who wouldn't?
Vince: I've done it, it's not something I hope for.
Eric: You guys are disgusting
