Entourage

Eric "E" Murphy Quotes (Page 17)

Eric: Do this movie.
Vince: Can you get me suit approval?
Ari: You can wear tube socks and a yarmulke
Vince: All right! Lock it down
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Eric: I don't know what you guys are making such a big deal about. I've been to the mansion, it's not that great.
Turtle: You were at an afternoon fundraiser for Alzheimer's, E. I don't think that's what Mr. Hefner had in mind when he opened the joint.
Eric: Nah, I'm sure he was dreaming about your fat ass running around the place in pajamas
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Turtle: You sat at Hugh Hefner's table?
Drama: Yeah, during the Melrose years.
Eric: Don't you mean the Melrose months Drama?
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Eric: We got to call Hugh Hefner to get Drama's ban lifted at the mansion.
Ari: What am I, his pimp?
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Vince: I don't want to end up doing the same role for the rest of my life.
Eric: He doesn't want to get typecast.
Ari: Look at that -- there's the Joker, there's Batman, there's Spider-Man. They're all typecast...as rich guys
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Eric: Just so you know, I didn't come over here to accuse you of anything. I came over here to confess. I would have rather been with you, but last night I got drunk and f**ked a Perfect Ten model. And I f**ked her again this morning. See ya later
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Eric: Forget that girl. The only reason she was with me was because I'm your manager.
Turtle: So? Do you know how much p***y I got in this town that I didn't deserve?
Drama: All of it?
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Ari: It's Hollywood baby, everyone strays sometimes?
Eric: Yeah, does your wife?
Ari: That's the mother of my kids Eric. Don't be an asshole
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Drama: Let me get this straight, she convinces you to get these extravagant accommodations, and then she bails?
Eric: She didn't bail, she got sick. Before the date unlike your girls that get sick when they arrive
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Eric: Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic.
Ari: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a d**k. That's what actors do. They pretend.
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