Eric "E" Murphy Quotes
Eric: What time is it?
Ari: It's time for you to wake the fuck up. I already shot a 72 bitch!
Eric: What on the front 9?
Ari: Yeah, that's funny cunty.
Vince: He got a girl.
Eric: Really, who?
Turtle: I don't know, he must have ordered in late night. Woke me up at like 4:30. Sounded like a couple of baboons fucking.
Eric: Name one girl you ever pulled off the internet.
Turtle: There's all sorts of confidentiality agreements with these sites. I ain't telling you shit!
Ari: I had video sex with an Ecuadorian girl this morning.
Eric: I hope she was 18. Federal offense if not.
Eric: I think you think I like Emily and you're tryin to shut it down.
Vince: Oh yeah, why would I do that?
Eric: Because you don't like when I get a girl and you get stuck with the two retards all the time.
Vince: You know what, I'm gonna get a girl and leave you with the two retards. See how you like it.
Eric: Did you even get a date yet, Turtle?
Turtle: Course I got a date. We have to pick her up from the Burbank Airport in one hour.
Eric: What is she? A Russian mail order bride?
Turtle: E, the movie's huge bro. Relax, Joanne says its destined to be a classic.
Eric: Oh, Joanne says its destined to be a classic. She's destined to be in a fucking insane asylum!
Ari: Who's got the number one movie in the country, motherfucker?!
Eric: We beat the squirrel?
Ari: Number one live action film in the country.
Eric: What are you talking about? The only person you ever loved was yourself.
Drama: What's not to love?
Eric: We had breakup-sex, all right?
Johnny Drama: Breakup-sex? Never heard of it.
Eric: Yeah, I mean... you know... you have sex and... that's it.. you say goodbye.
Johnny Drama: ...that's the only kinda sex I have
Emily: You smoke?
Eric: Cigarettes? Um..yeah. I mean I've been trying to quit...umm recently.
Emily: How hard are you trying?
Eric: umm..not that much.
Emily: Good.
Turtle: I thought he quit.
Drama: Cigarettes, not pussy
Ari: You wanna hug it out?
Eric: No, not really...
Ari: Come on... Let's hug it out, Bitch.
