Evan Lawson Quotes
Talk about how you're a poor little orphan girl roaming the streets...dressed in Dulce and Gabana...
You know what, she may not be the expert in romantic communication, that's okay, I happen to be. Yeah, I'm, uh, gonna go write her an email that she will never delete.
Hank: It looks like Summer has arrived.
Evan: Her name is Divya.
Newburgh: Your father called form prison.
Evan: Well, that's a fun segue.
You kind of look like Jesus and Patrick Dempsey had a child and that child grew older and got really sick.
It smells like a moose had sex with a bucket of Chinese food in here.
Hank: Dude, what are you doing?
Evan: I can't just leave you high and dry.
Hank: I'll be low and wet, I promise.
Hank: Dude, do you really need to take all that?
Evan: I am prepared for every contingency.
Evan: (about Eddie) I should go talk to him.
Divya: Isn't prison punishment enough?
Evan: I'm gonna miss you.
Group hug right now. Golden Girls style.
Evan: Thanks for a great summer Divya.
Hank: We couldn't have done it without you.
Evan: I...love you. Big time.
Paige: I love you too.