England...that's two months, that's a sixth of a year.

If you guys are done with awkward social hour. While Hank is moving in slow motion, Dr. Van Dyke will be filling in.

He is so gonna rip the cape off her batman.

Stupid body!

A year ago you were one of those doctors. Seem you shifted over to the other side.

Paige: Evan R. Lawson, will you marry me?
Evan: In a heartbeat, Paige Collins?

Sometimes secrets are necessary.

Divya

Hello, what is ECT? I'm not here to grill chicken and raise housing empires...

I came to deliver a surprise, but it looks like the surprise is on me.

By other you meant previous, right Mrs. Collins?

Maybe you were right, Henry. Maybe I don't know her. Maybe I don't know her at all.

So two birds, one Today-show-sized bird.

Royal Pains Quotes

I am not ten! You cannot send me out to play!

Evan

You guys must be really good friends.

Homer[to Evan and Divya]