Evan Lawson Quotes
She's crazier than Glenn Close on Easter.
Hey! Don't want to make Aronald mad.
Faith: Maybe you'd be willing to show me the sites?
Evan: Willing and able.
Cheese on three. One two three - cheese!
Evan: At some point you're going to have to forgive him.
Hank: At some point you're going to have to realize I won't.
Nothing says commitment like feeding shellfish to another human in public.
Evan: Let the record show that you were wrong.
Hank: The record will reflect that.
We're not going to let him drive with a concussion - right, doctor?
Divya: I feel useless out here. Is that what it's like to be you?
Evan: Do you treat patients with that bedside manner?
(to Tucker) Okay, Dude, if you don't trust her [Libby] enough to snoop because you think you're going to find something bad, you don't trust her at all. Which means that the real insult would be to not go through her stuff.
Bonnie: Divya Katdare. What are the odds?
Divya: What are the odds of what?
Bonnie: Your mother hired me to help plan your engagement party.
Evan: Huh. Your what?
Divya: Evan, go wait in the car.
Bonnie: In fact, I just got the mock-up of the invitation. Where is it? Ah. Here we go.
Divya: I'm sure you are mistaken.
Bonnie: You're saying there's two Divya Katdares in the Hamptons?
Evan: Yeah, the odds of that would be...
Divya: Evan, go wait in the car!
Evan: Uh, let me return the favor by dropping some of my lady-knowledge on you.
Tucker: Your 'lady-knowledge'?
Evan: Yeah, knowledge about ladies. Not just stuff ladies know. You know, lady-knowledge. You know, I get around.
Tucker: Without a car?
Evan: Let's not dwell on that, okay? Let's just move past that.
