Evan Lawson Quotes
Oscar - how do I say Dominicans are the new Cubans in Spanish?
I can get over this kidnapping thing - I get it, but counterfeit cohibas? That is morally bankrupt man.
Where are we guys - hello?
Must have been an expensive flight - landing in Cuba and all.
I feel that if I were a Nazi my face would be falling off right now.
Evan: Is Boris in a long distance relationship?
Hank: Yeah, with the one who is trying to save his life.
Dude, these seats are made out of lamb skin.
Think about it Hank, you can do the right thing or you can kill a polar bear.
Evan: Please take the baggage.
Hank: I don't want to take the baggage.
Just pet the goose.
Evan: I've been thinking about putting a will together. Um, I'd leave everything to you, but since I don't actually own anything I'd just leave you the will. Does that interest you at all?
Hank: No it doesn't.
Evan: It's your classic existential dilemma.
Hank: I don't think you know existential means.
