Evan Lawson Quotes
You're gonna make all the other kids jealous, so calm down!
We'll start from scratch. You and me. We'll build a home together.
Paige's dad used to be a general. Our dad, Hank, used to be in the general population.
I really like it when you crack the fiscal rip. As it were. I think it's sexy.
Whoa, I'm a little offended right now that you're not cursing at me---in Italian.
So when's the wedding Henry? And am I even invited?
Do you ever use an accent when you're speaking?
Evan: Come on, Bro! Just give me the Cliffs Notes.
Hank: The Cliffs Notes just aren't available on this one right now!
Well I'm sorry, then you're fired.
Alright, you're not an alien.
We aren't gonna live on Saturn?Paige
Fido and Payload, sitting in a tree...