Evan Lawson Quotes (Page 8)
Season 3, Episode 3: "Rash Talk"
Evan: By the way could you tell Jill to leave the toilet seat up when she's done? A little respect would be awesome.
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Evan: You really think tossing in Yoplait is going to quell Mt. Vesuvius?
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Season 3, Episode 2: "But There's a Catch"
Evan: You're going to start cashing all your checks now aren't you?
Divya: I'm afraid so.
Evan: Now I'm sad.
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Evan: But you're an over-accessorized volcano waiting to erupt.
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Evan: Talk about how you're a poor little orphan girl roaming the streets...dressed in Dulce and Gabana...
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Season 3, Episode 1: "Traffic"
Evan [about Paige]: You know what, she may not be the expert in romantic communication, that's okay, I happen to be. Yeah, I'm, uh, gonna go write her an email that she will never delete.
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Hank: It looks like Summer has arrived.
Evan: Her name is Divya.
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Newburgh: Your father called form prison.
Evan: Well, that's a fun segue.
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Season 2, Episode 18: "Listen to the Music"
Hank: Dude, what are you doing?
Evan: I can't just leave you high and dry.
Hank: I'll be low and wet, I promise.
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Hank: Dude, do you really need to take all that?
Evan: I am prepared for every contingency.
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