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Royal-pains

Why do you say that like you think I'm running a Hooters franchise?

Something around here has got to stay the way it should be.

Ernie

I was clinging to my past instead of looking at my future.

The only think you owe me is bringing back vintage Divya, because this is starting to remind me of the Twilight Zone.

Ok. So please stop being so nice to me, it's making me feel very uncomfortable. Thanks.

I think we're about to go Google.

Hank: I have the letters M.D., so I'm in charge.
Evan: Actually I own 2/3 of the company, so I'm in charge.
Hank: Well you can have my third too. I quit.

The monogram is the least of this kids problems, his name sounds like a drunken game of Scrabble.

England...that's two months, that's a sixth of a year.

If you guys are done with awkward social hour. While Hank is moving in slow motion, Dr. Van Dyke will be filling in.

He is so gonna rip the cape off her batman.

Stupid body!

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