Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Gloria Delgado-Pritchett Quotes
The question is, why isn't all your underwear good, Jay? You make a nice living!
In my culture, mothers are very clingy to their sons. In fact, the leading cause of death among Colombian women is when their sons get married. But I'm not like that.
This guy's been working like an imbecile all day for you.
Gloria: I took him to a farm where he has plenty of room to run.
Jay: That's the second thing they say when something's dead.
Oh, here we go, because in Colombia we trip over goats and we kill people in the street! Do you know how offensive that is? Like we're Peruvians!
A bruja is a witch! A gar-golll is a gar-golll.
He scared the baby cheeses out of me!
That doesn't make any sense! Who wants to live in a world where dogs eat each other? Doggy-dog world is a beautiful world filled with little poh-pees.
Jay: We finish each other's sentences. Like, tonight we are going to... Gloria: Have so much fun!
Why do I almost always kill my husbands? I will never forget you, Jay!
In Colombia, you can't go to the hospital for every little sniffle or dislocated shoulder.
Gloria: We're very different, he's from the city, he has big big business and I come from a small village, very poor but very very beautiful. It is the number one village in all Colombia for all the, what's the word?
Jay: Murders.
Gloria: Yes, the murders
