Gloria Delgado-Pritchett Quotes (Page 3)
Season 3, Episode 22: "Disneyland"
Gloria: Is that a leash?
Cam: It's a child safety tether.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 21: "Planes, Trains and Cars"
Gloria: We wouldn't be in the air, we'd be in rock n roll heaven!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 20: "The Last Walt"
Haley: He's gonna ruin my party!
Gloria: Two birds, one bullet.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 19: "Election Day"
Jay: I don't know what they do in Columbia.
Gloria: No one does and don't ask.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Gloria: I don't wanna be around when something that tight unravels.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Gloria: You dated a Dottie after Dede?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 18: "Send Out the Clowns"
Gloria [about her body]: Jay we use this to get tables at restaurants, why can't we use it to get Manny a friend?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 17: "Leap Day"
Gloria [punches guy]: Nobody calls him grandpa!
Luke: I do.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 16: "Virgin Territory"
Gloria: There are blind models? That's so sad, they can't see how pretty they are!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 15: "Aunt Mommy"
Gloria: It's a freakshow, but it's their freakshow.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 108