Gloria Delgado-Pritchett Quotes (Page 4)
Season 3, Episode 14: "Me? Jealous?"
Gloria: I know you can't tell by looking at me, but I'm not a natural homemaker.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 12: "Egg Drop"
Gloria: That's when you know your family loves you, when they feel free to scream at you.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 10: "Express Christmas"
Gloria: Luke!
Luke: At what?
Gloria: What do you mean at what? I said Luke.
Luke: I am looking!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 9: "Punkin Chunkin"
Jay: If you told him the truth he'd thank you later.
Gloria: Like Claire and Mitch, did they thank you?
Jay: Not yet, but it's coming.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 8: "After the Fire"
Gloria [about Jay]: If you want him to stop lifting stuff, put it in grocery bags and put a football game on TV.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 6: "Go Bullfrogs!"
Gloria: I cannot believe he spent 50 dollars on this.
Jay: I know! He could've gotten a two-year subscription to Playboy for that.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Gloria: What do you mean she blossomed? Like the puberty?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 5: "Hit and Run"
Gloria: Manny, sometimes you can be a little old fashioned. Remember the first time you saw the kids with the backpacks with wheels and you thought they were a little flashy?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Manny: I wanna be home-schooled.
Gloria: Really Manny? You want me to learn you English?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 3: "Phil on Wire"
Gloria [to Jay]: Are you happy? You have reduced me to a person who eats a shoe.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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