Gloria Delgado-Pritchett Quotes (Page 5)
Season 3, Episode 3: "Phil on Wire"
Gloria: Cam I don't have all day to describe my meals to you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 2: "When Good Kids Go Bad"
Claire: None of you believe me so I got proof. You should all be sucking it right now!
Gloria: Claire, please, enough with the sucking it! They're children!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 1: "Dude Ranch"
Gloria [screaming]: Look I'm the horse whisperer but something is making this one skittish!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 24: "The One That Got Away"
Jay: Sausage-of-the-month club really nailed it in May, but honey, no offense, they almost lost me last month with that chorizo.
Gloria: Why no offense? It's a sausage, it's not on our flag.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 23: "See You Next Fall"
Gloria: He thought we were gonna use it all the time, but I keep hitting my boobs with my knees.
Jay: Champagne problems, right?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay: This is embarrassing...
Gloria: For the both of us.
• Rating: Unrated
Jay: I had botox.
Gloria: Like the ladies use for their wrinkles?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 22: "Good Cop Bad Dog"
Gloria: But I'm nice and I put on the sugar jacket!
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 21: "Mother's Day"
Gloria: I love Manny, but sometimes, I...be a boy. Go outside kick a ball and steal something.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 20: "Someone to Watch Over Lily"
Gloria: Lily! When something awful happens, you're going to be mine!
Mitchell: It really is an "if" situation...
Gloria: All mine!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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