Van Pelt: I hate clowns.
Lisbon: Get in line.

Tiffany wants you to call her back - to tell you that you've been a very bad boy.

Grace Van Pelt: Mr. Jane, I have a question regarding your previous career path.
Patrick Jane: Fire away.
Grace Van Pelt: When you met with other psychics, real psychics, could they tell you were just pretending?
Patrick Jane: There's no such thing as real psychics.

Lisbon: You are taking over the McAdoo interview.
Van Pelt: I'm totally ready for that. I can get him to confess to this.
Lisbon: Yeah. Maybe. Main thing is you keep him there long enough for us to search his car. Be friendly. He thinks he is a player. He'll live it up.
Van Pelt: What do you mean, "be friendly"?
Lisbon: Need a map?

Van Pelt: So who wanted this guy dead?
Lisbon: He was a divorce attorney. Who didn't?

Craig: We all have to make hard choices, Grace. It doesn't make me evil.
Grace: It kind of does.

Dr. Daniel, no offense, but I've been working with Patrick Jane for nine months now. You wanna get under my skin, you're gonna have to up your game.

Trey: Ben's our go-to guy in Marquesa.
Ben: He just means I'm the only real estate agent around here who takes his commission in fertilizer and chickens.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.