Grace Van Pelt Quotes (Page 4)
Season 1, Episode 12: "Red Rum"
Rigsby: What is this?
Van Pelt: That is healthy and nutritious snacking.
Rigsby: I'm gonna die.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 9: "Flame Red"
Trey: Ben's our go-to guy in Marquesa.
Ben: He just means I'm the only real estate agent around here who takes his commission in fertilizer and chickens.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 7: "Seeing Red"
Grace: (Talking about Kristina) Excuse me, but you might consider the possibility that she's actually honestly in touch with something beyond your understanding.
Patrick: That would be golf and musical theater of the 30s and 40s.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 2: "Red Hair and Silver Tape"
Grace Van Pelt: I don't get it. She actually enjoyed helping him kill. One crazy, evil person I understand, but two? Husband and wife? Marriage is suppose to be a sacred, loving thing.
Patrick Jane: Yeah, they were soulmates in their strange own way.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot [The Mentalist]"
Grace Van Pelt: Mr. Jane, I have a question regarding your previous career path.
Patrick Jane: Fire away.
Grace Van Pelt: When you met with other psychics, real psychics, could they tell you were just pretending?
Patrick Jane: There's no such thing as real psychics.
• Rating: Unrated
Grace Van Pelt: Greetings old friend, it's been a while. I hope you are keeping well. I am thriving and happy. I have 12 wives now and will soon begin courting number 13. Why can't you catch me? You must feel so powerless and stupid and sad. Oh well. All the best. Red John.
• Rating: Unrated
Grace: It's like a furniture catalogue threw up in here.
• Rating: Unrated
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