Grampa: What's your hurry?
Homer: This place is depressing.
Grampa: Hey!I live here!
Homer: I'm sure it's a blast once you get used to it.

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• Added: February 15, 2010

Grandpa: Dear Advertisers, I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to hear on televison again. Number one: bra. Number two: horny. Number three: family jewels.

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• Added: February 04, 2010

Grandpa: Why don't we let Homer tell the story.
Homer: Really, me? You mean it?
Grandpa: I think you're ready for your first ramble.
Homer: I've been waiting for this day for so long. The year is 1946, and in a world torn, a single flower blooms and that flower is an angry Japanese monster named Godzilla. How am I doing dad?
Grandpa: I'm hanging on every word.

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• Added: January 04, 2010

Grandpa: Look at that, they re-created the thirties: tent cities, failing banks.
Marshall: Nope, those are real.

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• Added: January 04, 2010

Grandpa: That's how I got my idea for a suitcase with wheels: from a commercial for a suitcase with wheels.

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• Added: January 04, 2010

You're in the newspaper business? Something that's going to die before I do.

Grandpa

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• Added: January 04, 2010