Sundays 8:00 PM on FOX
The-simpsons

Grandpa: Why don't we let Homer tell the story.
Homer: Really, me? You mean it?
Grandpa: I think you're ready for your first ramble.
Homer: I've been waiting for this day for so long. The year is 1946, and in a world torn, a single flower blooms and that flower is an angry Japanese monster named Godzilla. How am I doing dad?
Grandpa: I'm hanging on every word.

Grandpa: Look at that, they re-created the thirties: tent cities, failing banks.
Marshall: Nope, those are real.

Grandpa: That's how I got my idea for a suitcase with wheels: from a commercial for a suitcase with wheels.

You're in the newspaper business? Something that's going to die before I do.

Grandpa
Displaying quotes 109 - 112 of 112 in total

The Simpsons Quotes

Where's my burrito. Where's my burrito. Where's my burrito.

Homer

I'm married to the sea, and I'm seeing two of the great lakes on the side. I won't say which ones but it's ERIE how SUPERIOR they are.

Sea Captain
x Close Ad