Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSFavorite Grayson Ellis Quotes
Grayson: So Tom has a girlfriend. Does she not like Ellie?
Ellie: What? Why?
Grayson: Just assuming.
Ellie: Fair enough.
Grayson: And is this why Travis thinks he's so handsome.
Jules: Yep, that's all me.
Jules: Time for family dinner.
Grayson: Uh, if it's family, then why is she here?
Ellie: What am I supposed to do eat with Andy? I did that yesterday.
Yes, you've made me dumber, congratulations.
I’m intrigued, but I’m still convinced she’s going to drain them of their blood and leave them all in a ditch.
Oh come on Ellie, we all know Travis is ambitious, talented, and has a fantastic work ethic. [Everyone laughs]
Ellie: I need a drink.
Grayson: Tough day?
Ellie: No, why?
Yes, I have a daughter. I found out three years ago? Her name is Tampa? How come no one remembers that?
Just you and me and 20 seconds of peace and quiet
Jules: Good morning! I've been up for hours
Grayson: I had eggs for breakfast
Jules: What?
Grayson: Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were sharing incredibly boring facts about each other
Laurie: Hey Grayson, if you were at a BBQ playing drinking games with your buds would you chug a girls beer and hug her sweetly from behind without trying to cop a feel if you weren't in love with her?
Grayson: Please stop coming to my bar
Grayson: You can't stand to be along for a second can you?
Jules: That is ridiculous
Grayson: So why did you go out with father time?
Jules: Because I am a history buff and I haven't been in a car with only a lap belt in a long time