Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSFavorite Grayson Ellis Quotes
You pull any crap with her and you'll answer to me. You can lock your doors but I live right next to you, Tom. I'll just jump on the roof and come down your damn chimney. I won't be bring any presents. Not unless you've been saving for the heel of my boot.
Jules: I cannot wait for this bathroom to be done. In fact, put it in your calenders because I'm going to have a bathroom warming party.
Grayson: Can I bring Sarah to what sounds like the worst party ever?
Jules: Is it going to kill the mood if I go brush my teeth and shave my legs?
Grayson: Yeah.
Jules: Oh okay fine.
Grayson: And our friendship means a lot to me. I don't want to mess that up.
Jules: I don't either. Maybe this should just be a one time deal?
Grayson: Or we could be friends with benefits.
Jules: Oh you snuck that one in at the end didn't ya? Friends with benefits - the old FWB. That is the greatest male myth of our time. That and our knees being erogenous zones.
Grayson: It is.
Jules: It's not. It's a knee. Do you want to know why FWB never works?
Grayson: No
Jules: We're friends - it can't be casual. Friend sex comes with feelings and baggage and someone always gets hurt. It's a horrible idea.
Two for two!
It feels like you are putting out a real relationshipy vibe.
Jules: You work that hoes b**ch.
Grayson: You're weird Jules.
Jules: Weird like a fox.
Jules: Hey - why'd you do that?
Grayson: Why not?
Jules: You suck at musical beers.
Grayson: This is my bar damn it.
Worst liar ever.
Whatever makes you happy?
Grayson: Thanks Doc! Hottest doctor I've seen by the way.
Bonnie: Inappropriate.
