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Worst liar ever.

Jules: You suck at musical beers.
Grayson: This is my bar damn it.

Jules: All together now -
Everyone: If it's on the internet, it must be true!
Jules: Exactly now, everyone sip please.
Travis: Afternoon booze bags. What are we celebrating now?
Jules: Science.

Jules: Grayson and I are like pools - we're still just sticking our toes in each other. Grossest thing I ever said.
Grayson: I'm gonna go throw up.

Jules: Hey - why'd you do that?
Grayson: Why not?

Jules: You work that hoes b**ch.
Grayson: You're weird Jules.
Jules: Weird like a fox.

It feels like you are putting out a real relationshipy vibe.

Grayson: Shall we?
Jules: Indeed!

Two for two!

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