Grayson Ellis Quotes (Page 8)
Season 1, Episode 16: "What Are You Doin' In My Life?"
Grayson [referring to Bobby's toaster]: Does this work?
Bobby: It works as a container for envelopes and if you put it on a plate, it makes a good prop toaster
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 14: "All the Wrong Reasons"
Grayson: Oh god, I have heart burn in my brain.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bobby: Come on man, it's time to start living like you have a mustache.
Grayson: Now that's gibberish.
Andy: No, it's not. It means I have to ask myself the ultimate question, what would Burt Reynolds do?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Grayson: I wish I had a time machine to undo... you.
Laurie: I would also use it to go back and tell my aunt not to give my cousin up for adoption. We're pretty sure she's Dakota Fanning.
Grayson: Yeah, she's not adopted.
• Rating: Unrated
Laurie: Don't look at me. I just can't take seeing you right now.
Grayson: Then it makes total sense to come to a bar I own.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 13: "Stop Dragging My Heart Around"
Laurie: I have to admit last was pretty okay
Grayson: That's weird, during it you were vocal how good it was.
Laurie: Yeah, that's because it's not sex to moan, "oh this is okay."
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 12: "Scare Easy"
Bobby: You get a tiny leak in a dam, you gotta plug it up real quick or you'll be in a car with no breaks traveling down trouble highway.
Grayson: Wait, is the highway flooded? Where is this dam? You are mixing metaphors like a crazy person.
Bobby: My mom says I'm colorful.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 11: "Rhino Skin"
Laurie: I wish you could make it simpler.
Grayson: Donkey likes hybrids, health care and homosexuals and elephant likes God.
Laurie: I saw an elephant pray in the circus once.
Grayson: Wow, that's relevant.
Laurie: So both of our votes count the same, right?
Grayson: Yeah, it's a great system.
Laurie: I think it works.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 10: "Mystery Man"
Bobby: When I was married, you know what Jules said to me?
Grayson: Please stop sleeping with other women?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 9: "Here Comes My Girl"
Grayson: I say we act like men and bury it under a mountain of denial so deep that no one can make us believe it actually happened.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
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