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Cougar-town

Jules. What I was going to say before you poisoned me is that I am so lucky to have found you.

(to Jules) I'm happier with you than I've ever been in my life.

Grayson: Jules.
Jules: I can't help it. It's like a sofa.

Ellie: Imaginary hat.
Grayson: Imaginary clown nose.

Tom can have my place in the gang.

Jules: Grayson, do you ever think of your ex wife when you are having sex with me?
Grayson: Thanks Ellie.

(to Ellie) One of us! One of us! One of us!

Jules, Andy, Grayson

Grayson: What did you do?
Jules: I cracked the code.

Jules: You guys know each other?
Grayson: Yeah yeah we play roller hockey together. How do you two know each other.
Jules: Grayson there's a thousand different ways that people know each other, but for some reason I can't think of any right now.
Grayson: You two slept together?
Jules: No...
Matt: Yes.

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