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Modern-family

Let me burn your clothes!

Dear College, Cheese makes me gassy, see you in September.

Haley: Did my 3rd grade teacher say I have ADD or something.
Claire: No honey she said you couldn't A-D-D because she also knew you couldn't S-P-E-L-L.

Are you trying to ruin college for me before it even starts?

Haley: You're a freshman, what are you doing in second year math?
Alex: You're a senior, what are you still doing in second year math?
Haley: Not still, again!

Alex: Could you L a little less O L? Can't you see what I'm trying to do here?
Haley: Die alone?

Haley: I'm kind hungry mom.
Phil: Oh my god she's back!

Haley: If you do this you'll be a social piranha.
Alex: Yes, I'll be an Amazonian carnivorous fish.

Alex: Mahatma Gandhi went on a hunger strike to stand up for what he believed in.
Haley: That's because no one would eat with him in the cafeteria.

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