Popular Hank Moody Quotes
My adventures in the screen trade have been about as much fun as forced anal.
Hank: I refuse to be number twelve Charlie.
Charlie: Oh I wasn't counting the guys.
Charlie: Nice cock by the way, very manly.
Hank: This old thing?
Hank: No Charlie you look good. Like a baby. Like a big sexy baby.
Charlie: Thank you.
Hank: Comparing me to the world's most infamous fan of underage girls is not the way to start a pep talk Charlie.
Charlie: Are you forgetting about R Kelly? Jerry Lee Lewis, that's another. Shit he married one. I think she was his cousin. That's kind of hot.
Hank: If you say so.
Hank: It doesn't have to be this hard Becca
Becca: Shouldn't it be hard? I mean isn't that pretty much what happens after the final straw. It's impossible to make things go back to the way they were.
I'm holding out for Keitel. When in doubt call, in the Bad Lieutenant. Plus the guy loves to show his dong. Gotta love that in a thespian.
Eddie: You got me?
Hank: No, you represent everything I hate, but I do find you highly entertaining, continue please.
Hank: Probably not the best idea for me to get involved with the actress who is going to play the girl that I raped, allegedly.
Sasha: I get what you're saying, but that doesn't mean I don't want one or more of your fingers in my vagina right now.
Sasha: How do I look?
Hank: Good enough to shit on.
Honey, I didn't mean to force moisture from your face.
I love women. I have all their albums.
