Re the threesome, I have enough trouble focusing where to place my attention on one person's body.

I know I always said he was murdery in a sexy way, but maybe he's murdery in a murder way.

It's like my worst nightmare as a kid, being the last one to be picked up from like school or some social event. Then all these adults know about your sad home life and your irresponsible parents.

They're a lot of fun. They're theatre people- your favorite breed.

Unlike you, I'd do almost anything sexually.

I'm planning on writing an article that exposes all my vulnerabilities to the entire internet.

I've never seen him outside his house. I've never seen him with a shirt on!

Why is everyone struggling in New York? Why don't we all just move here and start the revolution?

Marnie: What are you like in love with him?
Ray: More than you are!

That is space rape.

You are from New York, therefore you are just naturally interesting.

I should probably wait until he's capable of wiping himself.

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.