Oh my God, I'm not staying down here. It's like a monsoon is brewing.

I'd say in some ways he's the most mature person I've ever met and in other ways he's not yet been born.

Does she mean "have fun" because broadway is the most seductive of mistresses?

This is how much money I make a week? This is a lot more than my rent. This is insane, I'm just gonna like walk into a store in the Meatpacking district and make it rain!

Adam: The only thing I remember about my grandma is that she had rough skin and spit a lot.
Hannah: My grandma's very neat and she had skin like a kitten's ear.

Great about med school, so exciting! How are the hot doctors-to-be? I always watch Grey's Anatomy. I never miss an episode.

I always promised myself I'd never get married until I had a swimming pool in my living room.

That romance, that mystery, that thrill, that goes. And you know what you're left with? Trying to seduce someone who just wants you to leave so they can jerk off and take the bus to rehearsal.

He treats me like an ottoman with a vagina.

Hannah: What drama? This is just me?
Adam: Exactly.

We didn't really talk about it, you know you talked about it and I listened.

Am I seriously the only one of us who prides herself on being a truly authentic person?

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.